Tips for future porn stars

Ahhhh… The porn industry. The next big thing to Hollywood and Bollywood combined.

If you think that porn is all about pretty people, you’re wrong! And that’s the best thing about the porn industry actually. You don’t have to have gigantic boobs and a pretty face to make it into the biz! Thank you to everyone’s personal taste, there are different types of genres depending on your personal preference.

If you are into:

+ Big boobs (fake/real): Big tits

+ Upcoming stars (professional/not professional): Amateur

+ Asians: Asian 

+ Interracial fucking: Interracial

+ Girls/guys who have never had sex before or said that they have never had sex: Virgin

+ Fucking old people (ie, parents, grandparents, great grandparents etc): Mature

+ Girls being with other girls: Lesbian

+ Wild and crazy stuff: Wild and Crazy

Etc…

Well, you get the picture.

A friend of mine jokingly said that he plans to do a porn video.

“I think I’ll be good at it. The only thing you need to know is how to fuck and you’re good. You don’t even need those acting skills or whatever.”

Well, wrong.

In fact, acting skills are the most important part of your porn career!

So here is the golden rule: YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO ACT!

Knowing how to fuck is good, but seeing that you have an audience now, you have to perform for them and not for yourselves. You’re turned on? Good. Should you stop the moment you’ve reached your peak? No. Why? Easy.

Your audience is not turned on yet.

What should you do? Act. Tease, be dirty, play innocent… Do anything depending on who your target audience is!

That’s why porn videos are so long because it’s not meant for you to stop the moment you reached your peak, it’s meant for your audience to reach their peaks. Multiple orgasms are real in porn? Maybe. In reality, it’s all fake. It’s all in the acting.

Even the squirting is fake! And old men with big ass penises? FAKE! Have you watched porn bloopers? They’re hilarious! One blooper I watched was when this guy was licking the girl’s ass and she accidentally, get this, FARTS! And another one was when this girl was giving head to this guy and he accidentally shot his cum right to the camera guy’s face and the camera guy was freaking out! HILARIOUS!

And you actually think the girl is turned on by an old ugly man? PUH-LEEZ. Well, some of them are genuinely turned on, but how can you be turned on while fucking a grandpa/grandma? You nastyyyy!

Picture courtesy of www.joshuakennon.com

So, acting IS important. Some people act and they look disgusting or disturbed. Lol. So you have to find your nice side, the right facial expression, how you angle your body etc. It’s a lot of work I tell you!

Practise is always good and note to self, mirrors are your best friend despite making you be fucking self conscious of your own body which sucks but oh well.

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ABOUT AUTHOR:

Jasmine has been a porn critic ever since she went through puberty and accidentally got exposed to it at the tender age of 6. She has watched all types of genres and is constantly hard on actors with really bad acting skills and those who tries too hard to turn their audience on but end up making them puke with their weird turn on faces.

She finds child pornography disgusting and degrading to children and hopes to put a stop on it.

This post was made out of boredom and for humour purposes only. The author is no way encouraging you to engage in making a porn video in any way, unless you want to which in that case, she would be very interested to buy your video if she has at all, inspired you to create one!